Just like us humans, languages too change and evolve. So, in order to keep up with this changing nature of language, dictionaries and scholars should always be updated with new words that add to the language, among other things.
And thanks to the internet, we actually have quite a number of new words to describe various things. Now, most of them will seem, and are indeed downright nonsensical, some are really witty and clever combinations that can actually be useful!!
Most of these words are from urbandictionary.com – a new-age dictionary that lists modern slang words. It is in all possibility a complete dictionary of modern slang, though it does have its fair share of nonsensical words.
One thing you’ll find very interesting here is that quite a lot of these words are actually portmanteau; for instance – smog, which is basically a combination of smoke and fog. Or, Brunch, which is basically a combination of Breakfast and Lunch.
And if you’re actually having your “brunch” with a “spork”, you’ve just landed yourself a portmanteau double-whammy!!
And yes, while the list is extensive, its certainly not exhaustive. So if you know any words that are not featured here, do feel free to add them to the list!!

#1. Bedgasm

bedgasm

#2. Textpectation

textpectation

#3. Masturdating

masturdating

#4. Chairdrobe

chairdrobe

#5. Cellfish

cellfish

#6. Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

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#7. #asstag

asstag

#8. Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else’s Bed

sexcident

#9. Typerventilating

typerventilating

#10. Youniverse

youniverse

#11. Irrightional

irrightional

#12. Internesting

internesting

#13. Columbusing

columbusing

#14. Afterclap

afterclap

#15. Unkeyboardinated

unkeyboardinated

#16. Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep – And Hasn’t Finished When You Wake Up

Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

#17. Stupitch

stupich

#18. Chillock – (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

#19. Margaritarded

margaritarded

#20. Paddict – One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet…

paddict

#21. Eglaf

eglaf

#22. Unbarrassed

unbarassed

#23. Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined

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#24. Ambitchous

ambitchous

#25. Nerdjacking

nerdjacking

#26. Askhole

askhole

#27. Nomonym

nomonym

#28. Doppelbanger

doppelbanger

#29. Chiptease

chiptease

#30. Masturwait

Masturwait#31. Juggersnot

juggersnot

#32. Nonversation

nonversation

#33. Carcolepsy

carcolepsy

#34. Hellp

hellp

#35. Passfusion – (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

#36. Onlineness

onlineness

#37. Presstitute

presstitute

#38. Gaddiction

gaddiction

#39. Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

#40. Fantabulous = fantastic & fabulous

Fantabulous fantastic & fabulous

#41. Lucklight

lucklight

#42. Restofficonation

Restofficonation

#43. Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

metox

#44. Cosmonism — The Universe As A Living Organism

Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

#45. Possibility Rush

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#46. Fantabulous  = fantastic & >fabulous

Fantabulous fantastic & fabulous

#47. Factivist

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#48. Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

Punsizement (n) Act State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

#49. Extralineaphobiaextralineaphobia1__880

#50. Slave-at-home Mom

Slave-at-home Mom

#51. Punditritus

punditritus

#52. Mysteriopgraphy

mysteriography

#53. Play Design

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#54. Wordssesive

wordssesive

#55. Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

Planophobic Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

#56. Worderful : Word + Wonderful – A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

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#57. Procrastinizer

Procrastinizer

#58. …a Woman Who Practices Bdsm In Everyday Life; A Woman Who Controls Her Partner Mentally And Physically

…a Woman Who Practices Bdsm In Everyday Life; A Woman Who Controls Her Partner Mentally And Phy#59. Dudevorce

dudevorce

#60. Beerboarding

beerboarding

#61. Epiphanot

epiphanot

#62. Unlightening

unlightening

 

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